future of rap.

now the real beauty about videos

like these::::::::::::

are the comments, for example::::

1) plasticcatwoman
ruppi would you sell me this bag or where can i get it? It drives me wild.I really would love to spend an entire weekend sealed inside this bag.

2) rlovelace
Complete turn-on. Your endurance and ability to survive severe and total rubber encasement is to be greatly admired.

3) Rubbersbr
Love this film so much,more of the same please

4) rubbarman
I bet awakening to rubber for 3 days would be the ultimate.

shower anxiety.

new spirit of truth video surfaces

w/ impromptu kereoke jam, claims to be god and dissin the devil.

over zealous weather man fan.

another e*rock gem

how can she slap?

lady gets awkward...

incredible psychedelic/pornographic animated movie

malice in wonderland...

from the "spare me my life" infomercial crew

comes another english/aerobics lesson.

bladder control

this speaks for itself

thai artist Kittiwat Unarrom

makes these photo realistic body parts out of bread.


and a little how to video...

i forgot about this...

for all scorpios out there

get astrologically pumped.

steven seagal hates children.

you can thank e*rock for this one....

father/son bonding.

the elusive e-flat6

metal guy withstanding demon starfish attack.

intense...

she dealt with that well.

kazz falcon gets banned from vloggerheads.com

oh my god.

apparetnly the casio CZ101 is a rocket launcher

watch rollins via black flag era

be a complete dick to an ignorant teenager.

mr. balloon hands

axl rose spitting embarrasing verbal jazz

bugs in mouth and identity crisis

man w/ tail???

young/drunk nick cave & clint ruin

now, seriously...

cincinnati's semi-legendary marc norton furniture commercials.

I-B-AREA

invest 6 and 1/2 minutes of your life. it's worth it.

congratulations america...

and to celebrate, learn how to more effectively pick up chicks.

jesus, why hath you forsaken my voice?

just look at this muscle, man...

Returned::::

after an 8 week hiatus, i'll get things started with this video of a bum taking a shit on the sidewalk...

got back from japan where

you can shop at the amazingly translated "7 and i holdings"

where u can purchase "flower hunt" toilet paper

eat okonamiyaki

and purchase speed for only 600 yen.


notable idiomatic phrasing gone wrong:
"look me and down"- t-shirt
"get boyfriend... happy? must have. come!" - t-shirt
"planet 3rd" - hair salon
"room hair" - hair salon
"warmy yoga" - yoga studio

i am essientially gone for the next

2 months, with a small window of opportunity to post, so this might be the last one for a while. got this from the impeccable brett adams blog. i made it.

i had a 3 week or so obsession

w/ spanish tranny act la prohibida here...

and going back to revisit my obsession, i found la pequena prohibida which now serves as my current obsession, here:::::

very rarely

while "youtubeing" i find people-horsing-around videos amusing. here's an exception.

Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri

aka The Iron Sheik, is a retired Iranian professional wrestler known for ending the near six year World Wrestling Federation Championship reign of Bob Backlund and for being the man Hulk Hogan defeated for his first WWF Championship, setting off the Golden Age of professional wrestling.

get pumped.

billed as the new G.I. Joe Movie...

if only life could be this merciful.

convincing.

i pushed my grandmother into the pool

i am gone for a week, so i'll leave you with this gem via emil amos...

what seals the deal for me here is

the little running-in-place dance.

classic cinema.

watch crispen glovers innovative dance moves circa 84.

and if you want to see kevin bacon get killed, watch this....

bored?

fasten yourself up w/ latex mask and fisherman hat, moan all ghoul-like, film w/ digital camera and post on youtube... problem solved. bored no more.

i realize that everyone reading this has seen this...

but watch it again... see ahm da best mayyn, i did it.

questionably erotic tree sex and obsessive manual zooms.

rambo and dental plans.

my friend joe v's tried for weeks to get me to see the latest rambo. he failed. but after seeing this kids review, sign me the fuck up.

hilarity.

this changed me forever.

see how this off key singing

inadvertently transforms this r&b slow jam into a creeped-out haunted jam.

watch the seeds

bring psychedelia to the mainstream via wasped-out sitcom complete w/ "hip" daughter, respectful mother and a dad who has an aversion to 3-part harmony.

bruce campbell at his finest.

uplifting summer jam

with breezy flanger and big ups for rock and roll.

shred.

david lynch public service announcement

campaign to clean up new york city.

meredith monk

to watch this

in it's entirety is the equivalent of climbing mount everest.

siskel and ebert

insult each other and trash protestants.

E! Limination

as a kid watching headbangers ball, i remember being confused by this video. even then i was baffled that this singer could possibly be considered evil. now seeing it some 20 years later, no, it's not evil but it kind of rules. axel rose fronting metallica?

suburban lawns.

if i were to take vocal lessons, this singer would be the first on my list.

amature shred

i'm gone for the next 2 weeks, so i'm leaving u w/ some deep purple shred.

david byrne interviews himself

vocal subtlety

frank zappa circa 86

warring w/ neo-con reaganites in a familiar discussion that seems just as relavent today. never been the biggest zappa fan, but shit, you gotta to give him credit for taking a stand against these demented creeps. also, this is long. watch only if u have time.

things that make me

want to peel my face off.

demon baby:


tree man:

bill o'reilly

the worlds most despicable piece of shit loses his mind.

gaahl

via black metal outfit gorgoroth exercises his unprecedented sense of dramatic timing.

piano recital.

laibach

i think it would be hard to go more over the top than this. way far gone in concept and imagery.

via hevi lanes

a+ imagery part 9

enviable dance moves.

horror stimulus.

insecure arnold

this is a commitment, but certainly w/ a pay off. witness impeccable acting w/ an explosive ending of insecure rage.

paul mccarthy

i remember seeing treefucker at the MCA in chicago and being blown away.

alex trebek.

riggs...

ya know?

savage beating.

movin across the triad, yo.

the queen witch rides at midnight.

also, on my last post, photobucket erased a beautiful chalk drawing of a werewolf with a penis. apparently they felt as if that image was more harmful than an image of anthony keidis gingerly pressing his hand to his cheek. what is the world coming to?

a+ imagery part 7

watch as...

an african drum core band accompanies a female body builder complete a rubics cube.

public access passion.

his strut at :40 inspires to deep dark depths.

televison time.

dancing cream of wheat and blow jobs.

via e*rock

warning...

via prate neston.

there are no hulkamaniacs here...

first video.

made my first music video, but it looks like grainy pixilated bullshit. as i've posted elsewhere, if anyone is a video-to-youtube-video-quality wizard, let me know...

dream sequence.

leoncie.

diamonds & rust

UK kids

clapton & santana

shredding. together.

older-ish david lynch commercial.

cover songs.

Pantera.


Korn.

violent w/ miguel

if you are not familiar w/ the videos of kazz falcon, you should be. Here:::::

gary gygax RIP

got this text from a bro, "king nerd gary gygax failed his final saving throw today and died at the age of 69. did anybody memorize Resurrection?"---and to honor his legacy, here are some LARPers who wouldn't have made this video w/out him...

i've got 2 words for ya...

vox & sox

shock/anger/fear/acceptance

black magic

just got back, got some decent 3rd world video footage that i might post later, but in the meantime...

i am leaving for 3 weeks

with little chance of internet access, so i'll leave you w/ an amazing video wfmu posted a week or so ago. if u haven't seen it, this video transcends all rational thought, a complete hypnotizing masterpiece. c u in 3...

attack of the beast creatures.

worlds greatest poet.

a+ imagery part 6

Istanbul action.

Nintendo Sixty-Fooooooour!

this video has over 6,000,000 hits, but shit...

arthur brown.

i came across my buddy e*rocks youtube account, and it's chock full of killer shit. here's a couple goodies from his favorites...

amazing arthur brown clip.


1-900-490-FREAK


psychedelic dancing cat-mushrooms.

buy local.

lighten up mom, it's magic.

what is wrong w/ you?

deadly friend.

throw mama from train/goonies lady and her convincing scream before death.

Yatta.

one of the many japanese musical oddities.

cover bands.

a quick youtube search of "worst cover songs" resulted in this:

and speaking of cats...

here is a mad italian cat-lady.

jingle cats.

if you enjoy having a seizure and your intelligence insulted at the same time, you will enjoy this.

la prohibida

i generally shy away from spanish tranny 80s disco rehash trash, but for some reason...

stutter rock 2

after i did the stutter rock 1, buddies had brainstormed enough for a stutter rock 2. here:

pop em off...

amanda lear.

i got this amazing amanda lear video via "brett adams" radical new blog. deep-creep type stuff. you'll like it.


and if brad adkins has google alerted himself, email me at it_washes_you@hotmail.com

a+ imagery part 5

professional wrestling.

fan upset that professional wrestling isn't real.

professional wrestler upset that reporter suggested that it isn't real.