got back from japan where

you can shop at the amazingly translated "7 and i holdings"

where u can purchase "flower hunt" toilet paper

eat okonamiyaki

and purchase speed for only 600 yen.


notable idiomatic phrasing gone wrong:
"look me and down"- t-shirt
"get boyfriend... happy? must have. come!" - t-shirt
"planet 3rd" - hair salon
"room hair" - hair salon
"warmy yoga" - yoga studio

i am essientially gone for the next

2 months, with a small window of opportunity to post, so this might be the last one for a while. got this from the impeccable brett adams blog. i made it.

i had a 3 week or so obsession

w/ spanish tranny act la prohibida here...

and going back to revisit my obsession, i found la pequena prohibida which now serves as my current obsession, here:::::

very rarely

while "youtubeing" i find people-horsing-around videos amusing. here's an exception.

Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri

aka The Iron Sheik, is a retired Iranian professional wrestler known for ending the near six year World Wrestling Federation Championship reign of Bob Backlund and for being the man Hulk Hogan defeated for his first WWF Championship, setting off the Golden Age of professional wrestling.

get pumped.

billed as the new G.I. Joe Movie...

if only life could be this merciful.

convincing.

i pushed my grandmother into the pool

i am gone for a week, so i'll leave you with this gem via emil amos...

what seals the deal for me here is

the little running-in-place dance.

classic cinema.

watch crispen glovers innovative dance moves circa 84.

and if you want to see kevin bacon get killed, watch this....

bored?

fasten yourself up w/ latex mask and fisherman hat, moan all ghoul-like, film w/ digital camera and post on youtube... problem solved. bored no more.

i realize that everyone reading this has seen this...

but watch it again... see ahm da best mayyn, i did it.

questionably erotic tree sex and obsessive manual zooms.

rambo and dental plans.

my friend joe v's tried for weeks to get me to see the latest rambo. he failed. but after seeing this kids review, sign me the fuck up.

hilarity.