watch rollins via black flag era

be a complete dick to an ignorant teenager.

mr. balloon hands

axl rose spitting embarrasing verbal jazz

bugs in mouth and identity crisis

man w/ tail???

young/drunk nick cave & clint ruin

now, seriously...

cincinnati's semi-legendary marc norton furniture commercials.

I-B-AREA

invest 6 and 1/2 minutes of your life. it's worth it.

congratulations america...

and to celebrate, learn how to more effectively pick up chicks.

jesus, why hath you forsaken my voice?

just look at this muscle, man...

Returned::::

after an 8 week hiatus, i'll get things started with this video of a bum taking a shit on the sidewalk...

got back from japan where

you can shop at the amazingly translated "7 and i holdings"

where u can purchase "flower hunt" toilet paper

eat okonamiyaki

and purchase speed for only 600 yen.


notable idiomatic phrasing gone wrong:
"look me and down"- t-shirt
"get boyfriend... happy? must have. come!" - t-shirt
"planet 3rd" - hair salon
"room hair" - hair salon
"warmy yoga" - yoga studio

i am essientially gone for the next

2 months, with a small window of opportunity to post, so this might be the last one for a while. got this from the impeccable brett adams blog. i made it.

i had a 3 week or so obsession

w/ spanish tranny act la prohibida here...

and going back to revisit my obsession, i found la pequena prohibida which now serves as my current obsession, here:::::

very rarely

while "youtubeing" i find people-horsing-around videos amusing. here's an exception.

Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri

aka The Iron Sheik, is a retired Iranian professional wrestler known for ending the near six year World Wrestling Federation Championship reign of Bob Backlund and for being the man Hulk Hogan defeated for his first WWF Championship, setting off the Golden Age of professional wrestling.