always the weather man.

yes mom. it felt good.

Xmas passion.

to be re-posted every Xmas from now til eternity.

meet rambu.

fucking up punks w/ a tennis ball.

magic battle.

long clip, but worth it.

looking for the perfect holiday gift?

Celestial Soul Portraits
by
Erial Ali


He is proud to offer the unique *magical* service
of creating
a Celestial Soul Portrait of YOU!

(Erial also does "magical" versions of family portraits.)

this service is a mere $150. take advantage of this...

before:::

after:::::

japanese bruce willis.

go check out

MELTED MOUNTAINS, josh kermiet's new blog featuring themed photo posts of deep web weird shit, as seen below...

revisiting a classic.

i had tooo-o-o

busey woos w/ his sax on the beach.

blue jeans the movie.

Mom! Mom! Mom!

ball smashing, frat boys, puke, racism, violence vs women, terrible acting

all in the span of 1:33.

that was unnecessary.

gonna do this everyday.

there is a payoff at the end.

mom & dad/ salvia.

long video, but u get the idea 3 minutes deep. rare glimpse into an interesting natural habitat.

modern day classic.

dice man is back!!

can't get much bigger than that...

how many appendages come back to you?

4 the kids.

fast, precise, deadly.

gore spray.

hippo face.

japanified AFV.

deeep action.

affordable therapy.

strange zoom cuts.

grabbing testicals.

erections.

via prates nestonsz

lil gathering.

crush.

do all 6 minutes.

enjoying the park.

good job faye.

i'll do whatever it takes to be an alpha chi.

apparently this girl sprayed a fire extinguisher in the sorority in an attempt to replicate snow...

breath deep.

7 mins/44 secs of bliss.

ciao presidente.

thx e*rock!

mutilate.

puberty is tuff.

man tuff.

neee-hheeeeeed.

weekly dose of vincent.

sorry about that.

hey grampa!

tweenagers.

the horror. the horror.

rap critics.

teeth and one liners part 2.

teeth and one-liners.

interesting ad camapign, intellivision.

louis.

here u go steven!

juggalo parking lot.

as long as they're serious.

b/c my step father tried to rape me and he's a werewolf.

thx e*rock

they wink.

via lorey cunn

revisiting tonetta77.

all the single ladies.

bret easton ellis stuff, but for real.

endless laser.

descent moves. good chops.

via the over all under-whelming belgique horror movie calvaire.

heroine in peril fetish.

drunk on god.

pull the string.

via tate and namar.

fuck portland, it's LA time.

Martial arts weaponry, Xtreme tan and muscles.

befriend him on myspace.

this guy is like tOtAlLy pSyChO!!!!!!

if u've ever wanted to see glen danzig

get knocked out, here's ur chance.

freak in the right direction.

a sight 2 behold.

this has been doing the rounds, but for those who haven't seen it...
it really picks up at the 8 min mark. this is unbelievable.

vintage trio, eating, grins.

via mex rarshal.

over acting vs lobotomised acting.

let me alleviate ur suffering.

singing-ing.

deep sensory rip.

via Jacques de Beaufort... and big thanks.

tolerate this one.

let's have sex on this giant

moving thing while our hairless counterparts watch and laugh.

according to the alien-hunting

website UFO RADAR this video is of an alien life from found in the sewers of north carolina.

after about, say, 3 minutes of grueling internet research, it turns out the creature is in fact NOT an ET but a TUBIFEX worm.
if ur curious, here's another TUBIFEX video.

voyerism / exploitation / feeling bad / it-is-what-it-is

oh, hi mark.

voice over talent, strange wings cover and

japanese gore.

via prate neston.

flex & grunt.

classic andy long b/f

latka of taxi.

get magical w/ pitch shifter and morph technology.

shine em up.

this one comes from the youtube profile

ARROWAGONY which showcases several videos of him being shot via bow and arrow by scantily clad women while dressed as a roman soldier.

martial arts + porn =

famed LA tranny tap dances.

attention ebay shoppers.

description reads as follows::::

"This is a custom ball suit I had made and has only been worn once.

Reason for selling is I didn't realize it was heavy rubber. I was after one that would balloon and stretch more.

This is one solid balloon suit!!

So my loss is your gain!"



and here's the ebay link. bidding starts at $999.00. he's got a 100% feedback level. blow yourself up.

creative dinner.

some portraits.

from THIS website.

flexing outsider s&m music.

via mex rarshall.

advanced ridicule

new age verse spitting

poet gets tazed by power trippin cops; miraculously gets away.

candid simons.

just a couple punks.

control a half-clothed woman

falling endlessly through a sky populated by giant bubbles :HERE:

gonna be a rager.

via prate neston

man hair. and shirtless.

via lorey cunn

convincing screams of agony.

when in doubt, summon dracula.

he has no legs.

for the family.

nurturing work environment.

charming.

you think she's pressing charges?

bruce, deep 80s.

rodney stanger. murderer.

slay ur enemies.

the spirit moves.

autotune baby.

screamin' jay, screamin' sutch, ya know...

yes, beer violence.

carol, effectively creeping the shit out of alice...

they could blow this place apart if they wanted to.

frozen pizza.

i can't hear you.

singing sux.

talk w/ freddy.

also, last freddy post. promise.

god muscles.

squat thrusted.

nixon's closing argument.

via joe v

entertaining interview.

rocky of the east.

kind of like a german pre-teen devo w/ a moog-ish hook and uhk.dc, ohhdfhh whatever...

large swords, cops and canada.

urinate.

click on

THIS and watch the video.

candid danza.

spring time fashion ideas

not to get all freddy-ied out but

but this death scene took the NMOES franchise to soaring new heights of absurdity. it's important.

swallowing whole.

feel his power.

fear mongering.

progressive comedy in the 80s.

oops.

cumming day and night.

he played pogo on his lung.

southern flavor.

via b hill.

brilliant short from czech animator Jan Švankmajer

haven't heard of this one until now...

Vorarephilia
Vorarephilia (often misspelled voreaphilia or voraphilia because of their similar pronunciation), also known as phagophilia or simply called vore[1] for short, is a fetish and paraphilia where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten, eating another, or watching this process.[2][3] The fantasy may include digestion.[3] The word vorarephilia is derived from the Latin vorare (to 'swallow' or 'devour') and Ancient Greek φιλία (philia, 'love').

redefining giving 110%

p.s. this guy is slowing becoming one of my most sincere heros...

woman gets devoured by tentacle thing

while dude in ray bans grimaces in background.

watered down prog + robotic front man antics =

chins and exploding chests.

gut punch.

via marion

gregory peck + nicolas cage = mark conner

metronome drummer/ suburban angst.

alien larva attacks retirement home.

levitating dog.

is there an exorcist in the house?

madness starts at 1:09.

comfort.

song by members of 60's cult children of god

dedicated to founder and alleged child molester david berg. no, these kids don't seem brainwashed at all...

sexual chemistry in film.

the native faith of ronald.

i'm leaving for two weeks, so come by everyday and watch this. the whole thing.

jesus is my friend.

oh man. oh god.

devil sheep.

【東方風神録】熱おびたテニス場

jesus...

quality no.

no baggy pants at school.

aftershock and crème de menthe please.

day trader has dick on back.

CCD.

death penalty.

'Magic' goat arrested for armed robbery

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

-Reuters

sexual assault in the animal kingdom.

the horror.

a+ pictures.

osteopersois in the UK?

would NOT have taken advice from wooden man-things.

mark gormley.

witness the power.

inappropriate playground equipment.

p.s.- the music in this video is intolerable. you should mute it.

birth pangs.

need video production??

herein lies all your needs...

via marius und christina

martyr porn for the orthodox

over 4 million people

have watched this video.

what makes people cry???

call this number and apparently find out.

anatomical correctness.

smile.

i've got a secret.

e*rock dug up this frightening gem.

vocoder birth.

oddly subdued but captivating performance

of be my wife by bowie...